I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Pants are for mortals
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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