My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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