What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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