But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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