i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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