her vagine was all disorganized.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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