I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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