dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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