Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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