I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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