Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I CAN MOONWALK!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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