Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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