i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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