She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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