Will you blow on my dice?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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