Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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