So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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