how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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