Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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