I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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