fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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