I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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