I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
