we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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