Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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