Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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