don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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