i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Randomize