TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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