I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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