Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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i came on her dog
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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