I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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