It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
She announced her abortion via fbk
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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