Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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