i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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