I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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