And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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