Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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