We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Pooping to opera.
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