laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
There are leaves in my underwear?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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