Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize
