Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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