Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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