I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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