I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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