glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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