Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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