Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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