Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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