Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude