i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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