I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I think my moral compass just broke
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He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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