I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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